My Territory

profrumbleroar:

mountincest:

lovemetoinfinity:

fatdough:

rewind-and-restart:

mountincest:

school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory

it tests my patience

it tests my ability to hold my pee

it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch

whoa

There are four types of people at school.

First you have your Ravenclaws

then your Hufflepuffs

then your Gryffindors

and lastly, your Slytherins.

(via tardisinwonderland)

I worked in dining for the first time today. It actually wasn’t that bad. I was at the Contemporary (Chef Mickey’s) for breakfast.

Everyone was super nice.

Goofy and I played baseball with a napkin.

The managers and characters told me I did a great job so that was encouraging.

Also they were handing out Monsters University student IDs to cast members today (cause I guess they felt bad for us or something), and I got one.

It’s been a great day.

Tomorrow I’m at Agrabah again with Aladdin and Jasmine and holy crap people just think when I tell them to come back at a specific time that I’m just joking and when I say the line closes quickly I mean THE LINE CLOSES QUICKLY so don’t come complaining to me that this is the third time you have returned and the line was closed when you arrived 20 minutes after I told you you should have arrived in the first place thank you very much.

Ok I’m done.